Sorry. Can't. Hiking. Bye. T-shirt | Funny Tees for Hikers

100% Ring Spun Cotton (ethically grown & harvested in the USA). Except Sport Gray, which is 90/10 cotton/poly
Ultrasoft & Breathable 4.5oz Fabric Weight
Unisex Fit, Runs True to Size
Made with OEKO-TEX Certified Low-impact Dyes
Designed, Printed, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸

Thank you for supporting our small family owned business! !
Original artwork ©2025 Wild Inspired. U.S. Copyright Registered. Unlicensed use prohibited.

Follow these recommendations and your tees will stay vibrant longer:

Please wash and dry your shirts inside out. This is a simple but critical step that helps increase the longevity of your new threads!
Choose cold or low temps + mild soaps
Resist the spin! Extra spin cycles can do more harm than good
Air dry whenever possible. If tumble drying, avoid commingling heavyweight items like jeans and towels
Iron inside out, starting with low heat. Graphic tees and irons don’t always play well together!

Shipping

We offer FREE SHIPPING on orders $75+!

Every product we sell is Made to Order for each customer!

Orders are typically shipped within 2-7 days from the time they are placed. We understand this can be a bit longer than many of us have gotten used to with big brands and mass production. Your business means a lot to us and we sincerely thank you for your understanding and continued support of our small family business!

Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email including your tracking number.

Delivery times vary depending on your location, but typically take 2-5 business days.

Returns & Refunds

While we of course hope that you love your new threads, because every item is made to order for each customer, most items are non-returnable.

However, if there’s an incorrect, damaged, or defective item, or if you just need to exchange for a different size, we’re here to help.

Please reach out to us using the form on our contact page.

Please click here for our full Return Policy.

Note: This policy is subject to change at any time without prior notice.